So you received your housing assignment and learned that the “Deluxe Metal Bingo Cage, Sturdy 7-1/2 inch Metal Cage with 10 inch Square Base, Cage Only (3.4 stars, $67.52)” blessed you with a placement in Carroll Hall… Congrats on winning the dorm lottery bingo!
Congrats on getting drafted #1 overall. You are now basically the Ben Simmons of Notre Dame. Big things in store for the future. #trusttheprocess
WELCOME!
Here is some important information to prepare you for life as a Vermin in the Lakeside Estate:
